Oh no now I have the munchies. It’s like nearly two in the morning I can’t just get up and raid the fridge at two on the morning I would dislodge the cat and I’d trip on the laundry that I left piled everywhere. But I am so frocking hungry and this minty gum is not helping at allllllll ugh.
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
Now might be an OK time to let my followers know that wow you guys are just great. Thanks for clicking the follow button and then promptly letting like five people out of 135 do the actual reblogging. XD